FALCON PUNCH!

What is a Falcon Punch?

A successful Falcon Punch requires a focusing energy and win into one's fist, before hitting the target as hard as fucking possible--hopefully dislodging several vital organs along the way. The Falcon Punch is most often used to end the untimely pregnancy of a loved one in a humane manner, especially if the loved one happens to be under the age of sixteen.

Proper Execution

The best way to deliver a quick, effective Falcon Punch is by cocking your fist back, throwing your chest out, and screaming "FALCOOOOON!" at the top of your lungs. The scream should slowly increase in pitch and volume and gather power as it continues, until you've gathered enough win in your hand to crushfuck the undesired fetus. Then, unleash the gathered fury in your fist and use it to abort your girlfriend's illegitimate child, whilst using a new scream that simply states the action you are doing at that very moment: "PUUUUNCH!" (Hear Example Below)

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